Monthly Archives: November 2010

Read It, Won’t Buy the T-Shirt

I recently subscribed to the wonderfully-designed blog of someone high-profile in the publishing industry — a writer and editor. There was a good amount of useful information for people like me: unpublished twerps waiting in line to get their hopes eradicated. But there was also plenty of drek: two levels of main navigation, advertisement graphics everywhere, an “about” page that read like the Farewell Dossier, tweet this facebook youtube digg disqus drippyduck links, bolded sentences every other paragraph that collecively murder their purpose. He referenced and linked an appalling amount of industry shakers — those regionally famous people who have cloying, monosyllabic first names like Nat, Gip, Mel; names that belong only to midlife Midwest evangelical pastors who enjoy inserting into every sermon slightly inaccurate acronyms for complex theological concepts.

The comments section on every post looked like, if I may depict it overdramatically, a frenzied bumrush of urbanite beggars clawing for soilent green. There’s no way someone like me could pass up an opportunity to flash themselves. There was even a some kind of unlabeled statistic on every page that couldn’t possibly mean anything, but it was a high number so it was somehow important. Click drag scroll-scroll mouse-nudge mouse-nudge mouse-nudge required field submit subscribe you accidentally won a game check your spam folder e-mail tag categories.

The experience in figuring out what I should be doing on this site left me cross-eyed and burnt out. Too many messages equal no messages at all; a million rational whispers in your ear become a grand-unified unintelligible shout in a cave. I can’t really blame the guy, because for the amount of work he’s putting into it he’s most likely monetizing hand-over-fist with the site and helping out a lot of people that need it. I prefer minimalism, like the plain pages of a book, when it comes to writer’s blogs. I want to read something of substance — heck, even if there’s little substance I will read if the writer’s style is good enough. I just don’t want to be compelled to click and type to get the full picture. Sure, one might be able to have it both but I’d rather not subject my attention span to different warring factions on a website. If that’s what you like consuming, then don’t let me stop you. For now I’m going to x out, unsubscribe but bookmark, and breathe a little easier.

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Book Review: The Road

the-roadThe Road is Cormac McCarthy’s tenth book, and it’s about a father and his son traveling through a post-apocalyptic America. It was panned by critics and by the crowning jewel of praise, Oprah, and has been already been shuffled out of Hollywood as a film. McCarthy’s other recent success which made it to film was the lauded No Country For Old Men.

Cormac McCarthy’s first novel, The Orchard Keeper, was okayed by William Faulkner’s editor, a fact that might give you a preview of what McCarthy’s prose is like if you’re unfamiliar. Like Faulkner’s messy, schizophrenic The Sound and the Fury, The Road is almost 300 pages worth of fiction that could have been cut down to a more effective and cost-efficient 100. When you’re already an established writer — part of the old guard, maybe — you can afford to take risks and even have published that bad story germ concept you’ve been incubating for a while.

McCarthy’s approach to writing yields two extremes, both of which I never found appealing. On one end is the short sentence delivery that is intended to depict a rapid pacing or dramatic, quick thoughts, but it ends up evoking inattention, hyperactivity, or laziness (on the author’s part) in sentence construction. The other end is run-on sentences conjoined with “and” that would immediately get redmarked into failure by schoolroom grammarians worldwide.

The second demotion involves the dialogue, which mostly occurs between the father and son. McCarthy, thinking himself ingenious, refuses to use quotation marks and most of the time does not attribute dialogue. It’s up to the reader to guess who is saying what, and they both talk with the same repeating, simplified vocabulary, so we are at a loss.

Thirdly, the story is drowned in repetition, which is where the issue of lengthy word count comes in. The recurrence of the same event, same scenery, same descriptors doesn’t add value to the story or to the reader’s enjoyment. But as I’ve said, when you’re already famous and have the critics on your side, the readers come in a distant third place. They have to learn to read and enjoy what you write.

To wit, imagine this passage extended out over the span of a normal-length book (I’d give a chapter count but McCarthy doesn’t use chapters, either):

They pulled the cart from the brush with which they’d covered it and he raised it up and piled the blankets in and the coats and they pushed on out to the road and stood looking where the last of that ragged horde seemed to hang like an afterimage in the disturbed air.

In the afternoon is started to snow again. They stood watching the pale gray flakes sift down out of the sullen murk. They trudged on. A frail slush forming over the dark surface of the road. The boy kept falling behind and he stopped and waited for him. Stay with me, he said.

You walk too fast.

I’ll go slower.

They went on.

You’re not talking again.

I’m talking.

You want to stop?

I always want to stop.

We have to be more careful. I have to be more careful.

I know.

We’ll stop. Okay?


We just have to find a place.



Even from this, you can see McCarthy has some skill in painting wonderful concrete visuals through narrative. Whatever gold he has just gets hidden, smothered in the inanity of the dialogue and copy-and-paste adjectives and plot exposition. I haven’t seen the movie yet (it was filmed partially in jd.com’s headquarter city of Pittsburgh), but since it’s not eight hours of the same scene over again I can assume it’s much better than the book.

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A Compendium of Black & White Photos of Some of My Favorite Writers While Smoking

Umberto Eco:

Sinclair Lewis:

Malcolm Muggeridge:

Kurt Vonnegut:

J.R.R. Tolkein:

John Steinbeck:

J.D. Salinger:

G.K. Chesterton:

George Orwell:

F. Scott Fitzgerald:

David Eddings:

C.S. Lewis:

Alan Moore:

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One-Sentence Summary For New Book, Only Worshipful Praise Welcome

With my first book’s third draft only four chapters deep into in the can, zero agent prospects in sight, and no other connections to the literary industry at any level, I already mentioned that I have ideas and envisioned scenes for another book. Today I took this a foolhardy step further and formulated the dreaded but ever-important one-sentence summary, in my head, under the subsidized auspices of heavily-trafficked public transit.

I want to share it with you, but do so under very controlled circumstances. Those of you (numbering two or three, besides my wife) who might read this blog and are also interested and who don’t mind offering feedback should e-mail me at jay@jaydinitto.com and I will e-hand deliver it to your e-inbox for your e-reading e-pleasure. Those of you who do not fit the above criteria can mutter comments (heh) to yourself in intense whispers about how I want to avoid public criticism and why you had that dream of Bill Gates in a leopard-print speedo, smashing a roomful of Macbooks with a sledgehammer.

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Book Review: The Moviegoer

book-review-the-moviegoerWalker Percy’s The Moviegoer is probably his best known work, and it was highly-praised from its first pressing in 1962. Though mostly plot-less, it follows a few month in the life of Binx Bolling, a stock broker and veteran of the Korean War who now lives a quiet life in suburban New Orleans. The book has been lauded for its use of philosophical issues, like existentialism, as a springboard for the internal conflict of the protagonist.

Like Catcher in the Rye and The Bell Jar, The Moviegoer is a first person “seeker” story in the tradition of post-war fiction. Most of the action takes place in Binx’s intellectual meanderings as he deals with family politics and his search for life’s ultimate meaning, if there really is one. It’s hard to tell what Bollings is really searching for — which may be Percy’s point — since he switches focus constantly, from his sexual conquests and “spinning on the Gulf coast” to explaining the history of his family or kicking the neighbor’s dog. As the title suggest, Binx tends to relate his seemingly disconnected experiences to movies he’s seen — kind of like that one guy you probably (but keep at a safe distance) know who knows every line from every “edgy” film or has a library filled only with Palahniuk and pop-philosophy books. Except Bolling is less annoying.

The most important character besides Binx is his cousin, Kate, who suffers from some pathology severe enough to warrant medication and a watchful eye from the family. After a certain event involving Binx and Kate that causes the family a great deal of concern and for which Binx enjoys culpability, he reacts with a weird, pacified indifference when confronted with guilt from his aunt. I see Kate as the physical embodiment of Binx’s nihilism-lite mania; there are times when she just kind of leads him on, entreating him with the carrot of loosed social or familial bonds and free-spiritedness. She acts as his guide in his search, freed from rationality, convention, and constructed meaning — though Percy shows Kate as the stable one and Binx the one in need of treatment (Kate: “You’re like me, but worse. Much worse.”).

Percy went on to write more critically-acclaimed novels but The Moviegoer has remained his strongest.

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Vitruvian Rendezvous

The other day I ran into one of my pastors downtown. He had on his headphones so I laid my hand on his shoulder in the most non-threatening way one could do. We talked for a few minutes on the sidewalk in front of a coat store, and it was the sort of interaction seemed to create its own bubble of a cloistered universe, complete with its own continuity and spans of duration. Pedestrians, concrete, and time slid around us, while we were insulated inside the urban forcefield that only made sense with itself, inside of itself. This universe contrasted with the entirety of everything else and it yields something just a little off. I only noticed it after the fact; the bubble broke and we rejoined the rest of the world.

Similarly I was tying up a chapter in the book with which I had issues — issues that every writer (or wannabe writer, in my case) encounter and require fits and starts of intense concentration intermingled with moments of brain-relaxation. All of it, though, is encapsulated in the writer’s own universe. Not the canonical universe of the fictional narrative but in the “real world”.

It helps to think of this phenomenon as the whole universe as a wheel in the sky (no, not Journey’s) that continuously turns and humans turn in accordance with it, but we are gifted with the ability to create our own spinning circle within it — still a part of the whole grand scheming orbit of things but just a small gyroscopic reality that rotates with a separate yet complimentary meter. It’s in these little universes that writers able to assemble form and reemerge with their product. That might be the key role of fiction writers: as invisible emissaries to an alien world twice-removed from ours, where they are to track and document possibilities and outcomes from within the observatory of their own intermediary universe and report back their findings to our abeyant curiosity.

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One Set Future

There’s colored yarn strings of stuttered graffiti phrases on the once-bare concrete walls that parallel the east busway on the ride into downtown. One of the legible phrases is “NO SET FUTURE”, set in half-serifed seafoam. Given the number of people that ride on those buses every day I’m estimating that more people will read that phrase than have ever read anything by me thus far. I’m wondering if the thought needled into the artist’s head, clutched in the gasmask and casually casting sidelong eyes for lazy third shift cops: that his (or her?) spraystrokes would proffer roundabout inspiration for a blog post by someone who knows nothing about graffiti other than it’s not as rebellious or ugly as he once thought.

May he stitch more mist onto flat public walls forevermore. Amen.

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National Throw Words Onto A Screen Month

There’s an annual, month-long phenomenon called National Novel Writing Month (usually referenced by the offensively cutesy portmanteau, NaNoWriMo), and any writer with a blog worth its Google-salt is mentioning it — often through several posts. The idea is that participants spend the entire month of November writing, and completing, an entire 50k word novel, with the ultimate goal of completing the story. Please disregard awkwardly-worded clauses or continuity errors: crossing the finish line is the point.

I think it’s a rather noble idea to encourage people to embrace the extended written word, in a world of Twitter, “Top 10 Most” whatever articles, and (ahem) blog posts. But there’s something that makes me uneasy about it — not about doing it, but the concept itself. Naturally, one month completing a first draft does not a novel make; we call a child’s first misshapen agglomeration of dough and frosting a “cake”, but only in the most diplomatic sense of the word. Novels of any size aren’t pulled from the ground and immediately flash-fried, they are gathered from places far and wide and slow cooked over a period of months and years. They also require professional editors, especially in the realm of fiction, to rake the author’s puffed-up fantasies over the coals and get them to do more, better, simpler, less bloated.

There are writers that whittle their entire lives away to carve the most perfect (in their eyes, at least) story. To call a (relatively) hastily-cobbled group of words a “novel” when the ideal is more than likely so far removed from it cheapens the value of the word. It seems that the NaNoWriMo people know this in the back of their minds, because the website is littered with some kinds of disclaimers approaching this sentiment. It just seems to smack of dabbling-ism, which is a different post altogether.

If you’re participating in NaNoWriMo, you should now stop reading this and getting back to naming your protagonist’s cat Socrates or Diderot or having your informant pile a file folder out of his trenchcoat.

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It’s Thanksgiving Time and You’re Kicking Me

With a nod to its rural heritage, America recently resurrected a lost hour, so now the days are brighter earlier and much colder. The bike ride to the bus stop is actually less terrible in the these months because the only motivation heat doesn’t kill is the desire to smash your nose into ice cream. With cold there is life in droves.

I’ve been involved deep deep deep in some super secret web-based project which may or may not turn out to be anything more than ashes flying across your nose, but I’m hoping it will be more substantial (two mentions of the nose in one post?…ugh). If it turns out to be the former, you will hear nothing of it; the latter, you may still hear nothing of it. The tea leaves are silent at this point.

On to something more topically appropriate, I was reading The Man Who Was Thursday, a partially steampunked detective and morality story by Chesterton, but it was interrupted by the arrival of The Moviegoer, by a writer (Percy) who is kind of like Plath without the simmering angst. I want to throw the two books into a closed bread box together to see which one wins (they are evenly matched in girth and readability), but Schrödinger’s spirit was unavailable for consultation.

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