Resolutions Were Made To Be Broken

It’s already a few days into the new year and I haven’t broken my non-resolution to read the whole Bible to do a legitimate review of it. In fact, I’m ahead of the 90 days schedule. No furtive glances or fidgety fingers for me — I’m pounding this into submission.

Since it’s the era of of new things, soon I’ll be posting an interview I did with Mike Duran. This is new because I’ve never done an interview on this blog before, and because I normally have no inclination to do any. The opportunity just kind of presented itself and I took it. More like strangled it to hear its death rattle. There will be a contest to go with it, too!

There’s also another interview on the horizon, but don’t let you think the mild internet misanthropy I have here will disappear. It’s just languished for the time being, just like what your new gym membership will do in a few weeks. I recommend replacing the hour of exercise with a potato chip bath and throwing envious mental darts at the imaginary better version of yourself.