You can buy a print of Eve’s Geometry, signed by me, on the store page. If I’m feeling adventurous while I pack it you might even get something extra with it — though I promise it won’t be a pig’s heart with a nail through it. Those are expensive to procure and that kind of parcel is reserved for all those jilted lovers in your past. They are cursing you as I type this. Their rage is visible in the ether over my house.
So say your prayers and fondle your chicken entrails for good fortune as you give Paypal permission to steal your life savings and hand it over to me.