The Unnecessary E-book Cover Teaser Post

There’s not much you can do for an e-book of short stories except things like this. I’m not extroverted or good-looking enough to do a Youtube video or talented enough to make a trailer, so this is the biggest gun in my arsenal, and the bullet is a stock photo I bought for $9. The gunpowder is a half-functioning copy of Gimp. Maybe the chamber is our bedroom where the ol’ Macbook sits, and me racking the slide is like shifting the mouse over a mousepad photo of my daughter when she was a few days old. The sliding air around the heated spinning bullet is the lukewarm coffee I just finished.

Please click the picture to engorge the pixels and ignore my crying over a poorly-formed analogy.